Security Guards have a thing for me

So apparently, my feminine whiles were off the proverbial charts today. I was able to attract the attention of not one but TWO mens seeking my attention, none of which were my actual Partner. Here's the deal: I went to the gym for a light cardio workout since, you know, sleeping is not something I do often. I was tired. I'm leaving, and in the parking lot across from the rec center, I'm walking the LONG walk to my car only to have a car full of young (much too young for me for sure) boys proposition me to the beat of something like this: "Are you leaving?" said guy. "Yes," said me, "but I'm parked all the way down there" and I point. "That's cool," says guy, "do you want a ride to your car?" My reply? "No thanks, I can walk" much to the chagrin to the four or five guys in the car. So then, they proceeded to "drive" around the parking lot, waiting "inconspicuously" while I walked the five mile trek to my car. Then, they see me slow down, stop, back up, and proceed to car hump my back end before I can get out. Yep. I know how to attract the bestest most brightest of 'em all.
THEN, it's off to the 'Boro Public Library where I met Security Guard # 2 who, much to the amusement of Partner, flirted with me, in a geeky, I'm only a security guard kind of way. Partner was in the back stocking, which left me up front ringing up. I'm polite, but I suppose that's taken to literally, and then I have an awkward conversation for about five minutes, and basically the conversation consists of SG boasting about his "glorified babysitting" duties. Partner then begins teasing me that I have a thing for guys in uniform, as I also had a heyday back when I was a wee bitty 18, 19, 20 yr old and my friend G----- and I, in most elegant fashion, always seemed to attract and pick up the military guys in the crowd. It did not matter where we were or what we were doing, whether it be a bar, a club, a freaking poolhall where we'd hang out; we attracted the uniform. Appropriately, it became a long-standing joke between us, to the point that we would joke that G----- would marry a West Point grad and get to have the swords pointed upward so she could walk under them after her wedding. It was a while big thing.
Apparently my pheromones are kicking today. Gotta love my feminine whiles, or as Partner so lovingly said "you're the best looking girl here." Which to me meant "best looking......for the crappy public library that houses mostly homeless people." Aren't girls funny?
Anyway, I'm gearing up to register for my very first Ph.D classes tomorrow, so that's exciting. Let's all hope I can get loans in which to pay them.
I really should be more literary on this thing, and gosh darnit, I'm going to be. I think it's good to just write though, even if it's only for a short time. I need to build up some endurance, and like anything, it takes practice practice practice.
Hmmmnnnn...anything else? Oh yeah. Partner and I are heading to an Army Surplus Store to get him a military outfit so we can roleplay. Hehehe